The akward moment when u realize u didnt say hi to lex and that she called u old again indirectly ._. lol night hun
The awkward moment when you say something innocent then someone makes you feel like a pervert for saying it because they're a pervert. The awkward moment when you have no idea if what you just typed makes sense because words don't look like words. The awkward moment when this sequence gets too long and it really does become awkward. The awkward moment when all the people reading this have the memory of a goldfish and forget all about what you actually said unless they're trolls.
The akward moment when someone forces u to be a troll because the alternative would be having the intelect of a goldfish ._. lol
The awkward moment when you close your eyes for a second and when you open them someone is staring at you.
That awkward moment when you walk into a glass sliding door and try to pretend like nothing happened but the people on the other side of the door witnessed the whole thing.. It's only happened once. Ok, three times tops.
That awkward moment when you tell your friend they'll be dtw for a week of they don't shut up... Whoops
That awkward moment when you first get PIMD and on campus you see people saying "Strip Me! " Me: …
The awkward moment when your friend accidentally hits you in a bad place and you just stand there with poker faces .
That awkward when you accidentally touches your friend's .... And she just standing there awkwardly.
That awkward moment when your cousin gets deported for driving while intoxicated. That cousin just happens to be 16.