Texting and Driving: share your stories about it.

But I'll post your review as soon as I can tomorrow!

 

Yay! I should probably get on with that oneshot then 

 

I should probably get on with the review then.

 

Yes, you should.

 

I'm going I'm going…

…slowly.

 

FASTER! Or I shall get out my whip 

Wait, I don't own a whip 

I SHALL PURCHASE A WHIP! 

 

I am now walking, as opposed to my previous trudging.

 

Sprint. *finds a plastic knife and brandishes it at you*

 

I'm trotting I'm trotting. -holds up hands-

 

I said SPRINT! *gently pokes you with the handle of the plastic knife*

 

IM JOGGING OKAY

 

THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH ANGEL I WANT TO SEE SOME REVIEWS

 

FINE IM GALLOPING

 

...Close enough. My review should be done in the next fifteen minutes.

 

I'm running…

 

GALLOP!

 

IM SPRINTING RIGHT NOW OMG INTENSITY

 

WHOO! GO GET MY REVIEW DONE

 

I have crossed the finish line and will now faint from lack of oxygen.

Your review is coming tomorrow. Morning. I hope.

 

I'm posting the oneshot now o.o