Texting and Driving: share your stories about it.

YAYYYY I HAVE A FRIED FRIEND ~

...You might want to visit a hospital for burns sustained from being fried.

 

I already did the batter I was dipped in took most of the heat.

 

That's good. 0.0 Batter... -licks my fried friend-

 

Nooo  my skin is getting eaten -runs off to get more batter-

 

Most people just text at red lights.

 

I get payed £50 for every picture i take of someone using there phone in a car i earn about £350 a day XD (thats real life btw)

 

-chases after you with ketchup- Come back! My fried friend ran away 

 

Why must I always get eaten? Life is hard. 

 

You are simply too tasty to resist 

 

Maaaaan. I'm going to die too young.

 

Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse.

That's what will happen if you text and drive!

 

Or live fast, die young, and leave a pile of bones.

That's what happens when you get eaten!

 

Depends how much of you is eaten  There could be a few strands of muscle and tendons still attached to the bones. Perhaps the eyeballs are untouched, still in their sockets with the rest of the face ripped to shreds, the skin and hair hanging from the skull with congealed blood still slowly oozing out...

 

?No thanks. I don't need that kinda description…  See, this is why Bloodlust was so good.

 

Thanks, but I wrote that when I was 12  maybe I'll write something similar someday. I was planning to completely rewrite Bloodlust, but Tash is lazy ;-;

 

If you start rewriting bloodlust, I'll stop procrastinating on my reviews.

 

O_O I am writing a oneshots as we speak. Review me and I'll post it.

 

Oneshot*

 

D: You haz to wait in line. Post it and I'll review you tomorrow.