Terrible Jokes. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -HP-Bubbleszx, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. Police man catches a guy in the bathroom with some cocaine


    Guy: man, everytime I try flushing these down the toilet it always appears in my pocket right after I flush it.

    Cop: I don't believe you

    Guy: I can prove it to you! It really reappears in my pocket everytime!

    Cop: okay then, prove it

    Guy flushes the drugs down the toilet

    Cop: haha, now show me the drugs, reach into your pocket


    Guy: what drugs?
     
  2. Damn double post, my bad
     
  3. Why does Sally keep falling off of the swing set?


    Sally has no arms.
     
  4. Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally.
     
  5. Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave began to break into tears as his Grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
     
  6. what if every time you yawned a ghost put its dick in your mouth?
     
  7. I've seen those "Sally has no arms" joke everywhere on the internet. 
     
  8. lmao iquit
     
  9. A Asian guy calls an operator in the U.S..
    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie
    Wan ?
    Operator: Yes, you can speak to
    me.
    Caller : No, I want to speak to
    Annie Wan!
    Operator: Yes I understand you
    want to speak to anyone.You can
    speak to me. Who is this?
    Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to
    talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
    Operator: I know you are someone
    and you want to talk to anyone!
    But what's this urgent matter
    about?
    Caller: Well... just tell my sister
    Annie Wan that our brother Noe
    Wan was involved in an accident.
    Noe Wan got injured and now Noe
    Wan is being sent to the hospital.
    Right now, Avery Wan is on his way
    to the hospital.
    Operator : Look, if no one was
    injured and no one was sent to the
    hospital, then the accident isn't an
    urgent matter! You may find this
    hilarious but I don't have time for
    this!
    Caller : You are so rude! Who are
    you?
    Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.

    Don't ask where I found this.. Terrible Joke is terrible.
     
  10. my 8yr old suggested this joke

    knock knock knock
    who's there?
    doctor
    doctor who?
    doctor doctor


    must admit she made me giggle :)