Police man catches a guy in the bathroom with some cocaine Guy: man, everytime I try flushing these down the toilet it always appears in my pocket right after I flush it. Cop: I don't believe you Guy: I can prove it to you! It really reappears in my pocket everytime! Cop: okay then, prove it Guy flushes the drugs down the toilet Cop: haha, now show me the drugs, reach into your pocket Guy: what drugs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave began to break into tears as his Grandmother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
A Asian guy calls an operator in the U.S.. Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree. Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Don't ask where I found this.. Terrible Joke is terrible.
my 8yr old suggested this joke knock knock knock who's there? doctor doctor who? doctor doctor must admit she made me giggle