tell me why...

[*diamondsx3 (01)]

I have to drape my d.i.c.k over the toilet seat when I shit so it doesn't fall in the water

 

[*diamondsx3 (01)]

s.h.i.t*

 

[*mrcooooool (01)]

Because you don't have a dick

 

[*-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01)]

Please get off the forums. 

 

[VladimirPutin]

Lies

 

[*diamondsx3 (01)]

seriously though...

 

[crizzcandy]

Wow

 

[*-Bretton- (01)]

That means your toilet is overflowing.
Maybe you should just go away

 

[*diamondsx3 (01)]

...ouch

 

[*diamondsx3 (01)]

not gonna lie,,that hurt a lil

 

[TheAndi]

Argh. And I thought this thread was gunna actually be about something SENSIBLE.

 

[Buddy100and1]

You're a loser OP, you're trying to make a fake problem to seem cool. I suggest you get off the plastic toilet and learn to be a big boy on a big boy toilet.

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

 

[Koolzer]

Tell me why.. You done gone made thread