Tagalog Pickup Lines

[cEeJaYzZeRoKwAtRo]

HONEY- kc nsau n lhat ng hnhnap ko

 

[*MrS-LiL-CuTiE-BrAtt (01)]

Ikaw na HONEY!!

 

[Brother_Matt]

I'm a DADDY!!! I'm anatomically MALE!!! *Bites YSHABABY!* 

 

[_AizA_]

Babe bastos kadin nohhh???

 

[Brother_Matt]

ikaw kaya masarap! Gusto ko kumain up mo! 

 

[_AizA_]

Matt wat u talking about?? U must be real hungryu eat this
Ysha tanungin moko bakit

 

[-MissSpankingVoodooDoll-]

Bkit???Hey Daddy!That hurts!Stop bitting people!!

 

[_AizA_]

Kasi di ka man lang nagpapaalam, diredretso ka pumasok sa puso ko

 

[-MissSpankingVoodooDoll-]

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[DETHAN_TAMZ-rule]

. BABALA:
wag bibili ng Magic Sarap dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa labi ko lang malalasap.

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[-MissSpankingVoodooDoll-]



 

[_AizA_]

Di nmn tlga magic sarap gamit namen, namnam na kami eh

 

[*MrS-LiL-CuTiE-BrAtt (01)]

Kami knorr cubes lang e

 

[DETHAN_TAMZ-rule]

MCCORMICK

 

[DETHAN_TAMZ-rule]

GOVERNMENT warning:kissing is dangerus 2 ur health 8contains 5%laway 3%acid,2%robbish 90%nakaka adik it can cause sex so kiss moderately to avoid baby 

 

[*Eliza02 (01)]

 

 

[TheAndi]

Random na random pala itong conversation! 

 

[_AizA_]

Alangya ka dethanpick up line b tlga yan?

 

[DETHAN_TAMZ-rule]

aiza pde na rin 

 

[Hill_]

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