Suggestion?

The only reason they're on fire is because I'm too hot to handle.

Stay on topic!

Flowers are old fashion.

Don't get flowers on her birthday.

Uhm... And no Jewelry.

How long have you guys been married?

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Jewelry will not make up for the hours of labor.
I recommend chocolate and milk.
Rofl.
Otherwise she's gonna expect jewelry after every child that's born or worse after everything she had to put up with that's a pain.
For example maybe she doesn't like your parents?
She's gonna want jewelry.
Rofl.
Jk.

But no, jewelry isn't forever.
Hopefully you tape the birth, hopefully... Not the whole thing?
Skip to when the baby is in the doctors hands.
Keeping photo documentary of the kids life is a good thing a lot of parents don't do.
She'll appreciate the extra mile you go for him/her(baby).
 
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