Are those your real boobs? I like your Ambercrombie shirt where'd you get it from? Are those your real eye brows? How old where you when you were born? A collectable you say! Can i play with it? Can i sell you your shoes for $100 bucks? Micky doo quicky doo? These are the things humans ask on the daily #StupidQuestionDeserveStupidAnswers
Is that a UFO? Did you fall from heaven? Are you Jesus? Am I gay? Why would you kill yourself? Is that a unicorn? Is it dead? Is there a dick on my head? Is it home time yet? Are we there yet? #StupidQuestionsOf2k14
Is it dead ain't logical. Your obviously gonna know if something is dead cause it will stink like hell. Are we there yet is stupid cause you will know if you are somewhere because you will stop moving. Am I gay is stupid because you would know if you are or not.
If something just dies it wont have a smell If i stop at a red light that means we're there? If everyone knows what gender they prefer then why do we have people who are stuck between both?