Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

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So how are tootsie rolls made?

 

By hiring some guys and forcing him to roll around in front of you 


WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!

 

Five*** so sorry 

 

You still dont know how awesome i am lol

Am i really from france ?

 

No your from Pluto.



Why is the sky blue?

 

Because there's an ocean up there.



Why is mars so far away?

 

pluto is a planet

 

Because the Martians thought earthlings were butt ugly so they moved their planet.


Why am I so damn sexy?

 

cause u do sex with y sex+y=sexy

 

Its all in your head

Why does the moon reflect the suns light when its equilibrium is just as bright?

 

Emoji, that question is too smart for this thread

 

Because the moon is made of cheese.

Why are men compared to dogs?

 

Because they have tiny brains 



Why a hen doesn't taste like chicken

 

Because a hen isn't a chicken

Why are there immature people

 

Because they need to grow up still.

Why do birds fly?

 

Because Peter Pan was a busy boy 



Why are there vegetarians?

 

Because they are too lazy to walk

 

Because they wanna meet vegeta

Who knows mike hawk?

 

No one. He's too tiny.

Where do babies come from?

 

They come from a magical bird called a "stork"

Why do they call it Asperger's syndrome?