Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, May 18, 2014.

  1. Yes the souls are rising from hell


    When did the elephant become a fish ?
     
  2. When the elepfish was born
     
  3. How did the word "annihilate" come into use?
     
  4. There was once a girl named Anni who was late and because she was late she was destroyed completely with explosions!

    Why is it lemonade but we don't have strawberrade?
     
  5. Because straeberry was late for the paRADE

    Why is a flat screen flat?
     
  6. Because strawberries are too badass to be a "lade"







    Why are bananas so tasty?
     
  7. Because a a hippo sat on a the original tv and made it flat

    Why do we get candy at Halloween
     
  8. Because the candy slowly turns you into a monster.

    Why is the sky blue?
     
  9. Because you are too dumb to realize it's not blue but pink.

    Why am I laughing?
     
  10. Because this thread is funny



    Why imare my feet small???
     
  11. Because this thread is funny



    Why are my feet small???
     
  12. Because gnomes pick at your feet while you're asleep 



    Why can't I function in the morning?
     
  13. Because you brain isn't fully awake



    Purp called purple
     
  14. Why did she just kill the thread?
     
  15. Becaise the devil made her do it.

    Why do birds chirp?
     
  16. Because the duck already take the 'quack'



    Why a fan called as fan?
     
  17. Thats too obvious, bc when they clap and wave their arms all the air FANS out.

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  18. A lot 

    What do you call a guy with mental problems? 
     
  19. My kids dad.

    How do you make tootsie rolls?
     
  20. Actually that is a perfect answer mandi  High give 