Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Because anything "lil" is cute.

Why do dragons like to breathing fire?

 

Because they can breathe fire.





Why do I have sparkly eyes?

 

Cause you are a 6 year old overgrown panda



What is this # for 214-578-1086

 

#Pistachios
#iDunno






Why is my hair so soft and shiny?

 

Because you touch yourself at night.


Why do cats hate dog

 

Cause dogs are secret agents and cats want attention


Why do dogs bark?

 

Dogs Bark Bcuz Tree Bark




Why is pimd ....Pimd ?

 

Because it just is


Do chickens poop?

 

Because they pimple.






Why do I have a girly appearance? Its not like I'm gay or anything.

 

Yes and we eat they poo .. EGGS!!




WAIT!!! what are eggs ?

 

A thing that never in sphere shape.

Why us keep replying on this thread

 

Because the chameleon can fly

What is the world's #1 shampoo?

 

Syampu Bawang

Who is the first person landed on moon?

 

Justin beiber


Why do we do what we do

 

Bcuz v r like scoooby doooby dooooo

 

Which came first d egg o d chicken?

 

The chicken was laid by a pterodactyl so therefore the egg xD it noticed that it was a misfit and through it out to find another misfit and thus the chicken were born!!!!

Is it just me or is Spiderman God!? (Comic book Nerds would get it)

 

No, Spider-Man is just a person who is able to make human webs and cover the world in webs

Does the name weber sound better or wee-ber?

 

Both sound like noises a dying raccoon makes.

Am I the only one that notices all these lesbians?