CONTEST Storytime: Unusual Hobbies

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  1. No you won’t. This is a content, not a club invitation.
     
  2. A very reliable source said that Jean’s true hobby comes to life during festive times. This is because Jean secretly collects bunny outfits to suit each season and pretends to be the main attraction for every one of them.
    In Jean’s world, Santa is a big jolly rabbit with white fur, large ears and the fluffiest tail that ever fluffed. Hence why on Christmas eve Jean is nowhere to be found as the task to replace “presents from Santa” with carrots and chocolate eggs is a do or die mission for Jean.

    Legend also has it that every second Friday, Jean sneaks into the next door neighbour Mr McGregor’s garden through a hole in the ground that connects their backyards, to steal carrots and radishes.

    No video proof has yet been recorded of these acts.
     
  3. You’re wrong about that. That might actually be hidden on Jean’s tape all along
     
  4. In an open mic event in a distant café, far from any student to cram their rejected papers in, There’s a participant who goes by the name ‘Not JD'. At first the customer doesn’t why he calls himself that, they just let him. Little did they know that with him, a book full of the nastiest, cheesiest, and cringiest puns ever made by mankind.
    Every puns he said with confidence, every joke he executed with ease. Little did he know, Dani,Marco, and the rest of the gang were hiding in a secluded place in the café, posted every second of his act.
    Joke’s on him I guess.
     
  5. When Molly was cleaning their bedroom, she saw a big juicy cockroach and the very first thing came to her mind was to kill it. So she grab the slipper she's wearing and slap it to the cockroach. At that moment Molly felt relieved. So whenever she saw a juicy cockroach she just keeps slapping them with slippers....... It became her stress reliever???
     
  6. Marco And Jd Favorite Hobbies they're Making Some Secretly Efforts thing when the Day off or rest Day on work, one day Marco Call Jd To ,come over on their Favorite place, so JD move Fast and went to Maroc's hide out, this is gonno be Fun

    Here's now Jd Approaching,so Marco fall to excitement coz They Gonna do again There Secret Hobbies.,JD's "Im Ready" ,how Excited Jd is,So Marco started praparing those things to used on their Hobbies but suddenly they Notice something.. . , "What the heck?! JD'S Started panicking and also marco.?!?#$@



    IS THAT THE PIMD USER..


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    they smile Hey you the Man Who reading On the screen.

    HOBBBIES TO PRANK PEOPLE ON READING THIS! 
     
  7. "Yes!", Amber exclaimed, as she found another one. She pulled out one of her special specimen collection bags and bent down over her prize. She couldn't believe her luck. Just when she thought there were no more to be found, she lucked upon the biggest one she'd seen in weeks!
    Amber looked around her, making sure no one else was gunning for her prize. She noticed a guy with a dog staring at her weirdly from across the street. "Can I help you?", she shouted to him. "Does this belong to you? Well, finders keepers!"

    The guy raised his his eyebrows at Amber as she picked up her treasure. "No!", he yelled back. He pointed to his dog. "It belongs to him!"

    Amber hurriedly picked up the specimen as the guy stared, open mouth, but she didn't care. She LOVED collecting dog poops, and she just couldn't let this one get away!
     
  8. LOL
     
  9. All the guys had a secret band. They were definitely unique compared to others.

    How so? Well... They had no instruments and no one sang.

    How is this possible?

    Air instruments.

    Marco was the air guitarist. JD, the air drummer. Quinn played air keyboard. And Zander lipsynced every song passionately.

    After every performance, Downey the Seagull would squawk in applause as the boys came down from their high.
     
  10. Ohh they said only one NPC... Boop ?
     
  11. Zelda is captured by the notorious Zander, and has no way of escaping the evil castle. Although, Zander has an obsession with hand made fancy ladders. As she was waiting for her Prince Charming Link to come rescue her, Zelda grabbed a ladder and started walking down it slowly without waking Zander. Then the dangerous Dani comes flying from the skittle rainbow skies riding a unicorn. Zelda and Dani lived happily ever after, eating sugar dust and rainbow sour candy in the high mountains of Highloo.
     
  12. Sounds like Dani stole link’s spotlight tbh
     
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  14. Wow support af:')
     
  15. ^I'm still waiting for the "weird, unexpected hobby"?
     
  16. Open my fridge when i know theres nothin inside it but keeps on opening it randomly
     
  17. Xander enjoys reading lemons on the internet (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) and judgmentally leaving bible verses when this really begin to get spicy.
     
  18. Xander entered his dorm after a stressful day.

    Locking the door behind him, he looked in the mirror and sighed.

    “This isn’t me.”

    He started warming up his vocal chords, preparing for the one hobby that makes him feel better after a long day.

    He begins to belt out “Der Hölle Rasche”, a famous aria. Xander’s hobby is opera, and he records under the alias “Georgia Rossi” (yes, he does sound like a woman). Georgia Rossi is quite famous for her covers, but no one has ever seen her face.

    Unbeknownst to him, someone was recording through the window, and his secret identity is about to be exposed...


    Inspired by one of my old lecturer’s hobbies ️
     
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