STORY TIME

Once upon a time, Mr. Blankenship crushed it at the WV GOP senate debate. The end

 

Congrats

 

Thanks, it's pretty exciting.

 

^ A filler episode, but back to the main story now.

 

The grandchild died.

 

But thankfully the grandson had brothers who dutifully took their older brothers place in rebuilding and restoring the home to its original glory

 

By voting for Don Blankenship

 

Then they researched who that was and after figuring it out they decided to make some dinner. A kitchen fire happened and the house burnt down again

 

Because they weren't burning beautiful, clean coal

 

Is what the home insurance company said when they contacted them, so the family is now taking legal action against them

 

The homeowners won the lawsuit and were awarded a hefty sum of money.

 

Then what happened?

 

Then the neighbor had a mental breakdown and yelled at anonymous to stop it

 

The local newspaper came to do an article on user Anonymous' harassment of the neighbor lady by inflicting Too Much Happenings. The neighbor was named Polly.

 

Polly had a mysterious accident amd was never seen again

 

The ppl who owned the rebuilt house took in polly's dog and hamster

 

And killed them then made a stew out of it

 

But the house was restored to its original glory

 

Until they found out it was cursed to always be destroyed

 

And now the ghosts of the dog and hamster are haunting the house and murder anyone who steps foot into it