CHAPTER 2: Ehh? Characters: Joe: Wyatt: Crystal: --- Joe: how is it coming along students? Crystal: My physical appearance changed. And I look like a man. Thanks. Joe: Look, everyone has a hidden power within themselves. Whether it be becoming a manly crystal diamond man, or controlling an element, or turning invisible. There is an endless amount of possibillities. Crystal: Atleast i'm not a pidgeon like whats-his-face. Joe: HE IS A SPARROW AND HIS NAME IS WYATT! Crystal: Tomato tomàto. I wanna fight someone! Joe: No, we don't want any of you getting hurt. We need to present you all to the president in a HEALTHY condition. You will be his "super-soldiers" if you will. An extra protection. Crystal: I wanna go to Canada... Joe: I wanna slap you in the face. Crystal: BRING IT BITCH! Joe: *Runs to a counter and injects a needle with a suspicious substance* Crystal: I hope there is rust on that needle. Joe: *his sclera (white part of eye woo science!) turn black, and his body begins to get bigger, both in size and in muscle weight* Crystal: Psh, knock-off of hulk. Joe: Not really, the hulk gets huge when angry. Mine is like a lightswitch. However, the finger to turn the lightswitch on is an injection of the syrum.
Chapter 3: ?DIRTY DAN! Or Depressed Sev? Characters: Joe: Wyatt: Crystal: Sev: --- Sev: You two are fighting for fun? What are you two? Children? Crystal: I'm a diamond. Joe: RAAAAAAAAAA! Sev: Take a step closer to me, and you die, sir. Joe: *whimpers* Sev: What is in that shot of his? Dog hormones? Joe: *goes and grabs a computer* FYREE! *hurls computer at sev* Sev: *points at computer* *computer stops, mid air* Crystal: HE THINKS HE IS WIZARDS! Huehuehue Sev: Hilarious darling, hilarious. I swear, I think joe is less mature than I. *Computer slowly drops the the floor, undamaged* Crystal: How'd you do that? Sev: That computer in ancient, and has a lot of electricity stored in it's back up battery. Unlike you, I can control an element instead of changing my entire appearance. Wyatt: FASCINATING! Why is Joe so huge? Is he on roids or something? Sev: You are a birdy. Bahahahahahahahahaha.