Story Time 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Candle35, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. pooping eggs like crazy
     
  2. I turned my gaze to
     
  3. See two big melons
     
  4. Come to life with a flick of the witch's wrist, suddenly..
     
  5. I saw The naked bae again.
     
  6. An old man shoved his cumcumber in my ear
     
  7. So I found a battle axe, oiled it up and..
     
  8. struck his cheesy man balls
     
  9. Good thing he forgot to wax that day because
     
  10. the hair made a barrier and
     
  11. The axe bounced back and hit
     
  12. Bec right in her stupid face ??
     
  13. then she cried and cried all
     
  14. Her snot dripped from her nose down to
     
  15. Her Chest And She Said :
     
  16. im gonna go throw up and lose weight. then..
     
  17. She rushed to the bathroom, only to be stopped by
     
  18. Pooping cousin