A person who really likes selling drugs... I mean REALLY like selling drugs ... Someone who was probably a probably a borderline juvenile delinquent.. Probably got popped for selling sweet stinky weed.. Decided to go to college so he could stay in the "biz"...
Ever since he was a small boy, he was fascinated by the inner workings of complex machinery. He would always take things apart, and try to put them back together again. Somehow, he always ended up with extra nuts, bolts, screws, and other things. This guy, all grown up.. Now fixes your car.
People that wanna easy money without really working and try think they can pull it off with some old jokes... They just forget that most of them aren't funny...
Lawyers .. Liars .. BMW driving, Starbucks drinking, suit wearing, briefcase holding, evil people lol... People that like to argue a point. Even if it's a moot point.