(Who did you think invinted it? Ghandi? Cinimon? Cocoa?) Percyous:*does a swing around the pole and stops* Honeybear's outa honey! Women:*quickly pass up another sack full of gold* Percyous:*goes back to stripping and pole dancing*
(You obviously know nothing about aincent history and the good ol' foundations america was built on.)
Snow:-sighs playing with the edges of the dress and looks around trying it on again and smiling twirling around her room-
(I know enough to know that Sparta didn't have pole dancing Percy I'm a history expert I have a family of archeologists) Colin: -kisses kaitlyn passionately-
Gaurds:*rush into the building* Female Gaurd:Ok people, we have accounts of a..... Male gaurd:King Percyous! What in zeus' name are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Percyous:My names' honeybear for about.... *reaches underwere* Ok, time for the finale! 500000 please! Women:*quickly pass up five sacks and ten bottles of wine* Percyous:*breifly lowers underwear* Angels Dryads and Nymphs:*begin singing* Haaaaalelujah! Halelujah! (repeat) *a golden shimmer fills the room* Percyous:*puts undrwear back on* Women:*pass up another sack* Percyous:Aww, what the heck, *goes back to dancing* Make gaurd:We have to stop him- Female gaurd:*throwing gold coins* Go honey ear! Go honeybear! Male gaurd:*joins in*
(No DES, it's called the Percy effect. It's what cured the black plague and smallpox. I am magical, no one can help themselves.)