Sorry for your loss, Shady.



 

How my phone broke
it was an average day, like today
I was in my house
Then randomly felt the urge to throw my phone at the wall
And bam the screen broke
TRUE STORY

 

Tina....
I'll take the blame because..
Well, my fart was so intense that even things from afar can break.




I'm so sorry.

 

Ya well I didn't deserve this

 

It was so pure.




Make sure you guys use protection






And use a phone case no matter how big and clunky and ugly and dumb it makes your phone look

 

I've never broken my phone...

 

Sorry to hear that bae.
But at least now you can whip out that handy dandy burgerphone I got ya

 

Boned

 

Fuck this bitches phone and go to my threads

 

Im gon ride im gone ride im gon ride on you baby

 

Tina :cry: i pray for u

 

What a noob

 

K Bai I'm quitting again

 

Ricecakes u little loser

 

I see what you did there

 

I do have a way with words 

 

Dear Shadyyyyyy's phone:
You will be dearly missed :cry:








Except by me, cuz you're should've had an adnroid and also should've wore protection.
Tsk tsk, whata shame

♔skillz♕

 

android *

 

I just liked the feel without it .-.