Soooo.. This is cool :3

M

_MooCow

Member
Just thought id share with you cause I'm really bored an I've been in the hospital for a while now.

So I was at a New Years Eve party when I had a little to much to drink :3 (I wasn't the only one) anyway we were playing cricket in the dark (smart one) when someone hit the ball into a tree. Seeing though no one else was gonna get I had to, so I climbed the tree and slipped and fell out. I broke my left arm, broke 4 ribs and fractured my left leg. The doctor said I was lucky that I didn't break my spine and or puncture my lungs. Luckily I'm right handed so I can still play PimD 

Anyway I'm in the Hospital right now and I'm on high pain killers. I'll be in a wheel chair for a while now so I can't really do much. They gave me medical drugs to help me calm down and make me feel like I'm less drunk but now I feel more tired.

Now that I'm in a wheel chair my flight to Germany, which was going to depart in a week has been canceled.

Anyways... The moral of this story is drink responsibly and DON'T CLIMB TREES WHEN YOUR DRUNK.

So Happy New Year to you! Even though it's not really happy for me 

Believe it or not, this is true...
 
Damn! That sucks, Jord, as hilarious as it sounds 

Anyway, hope you get better. 

I'll make sure never to climb a tree while drunk 
 
This is like last year when my dad got drunk and we all decided to go outside. My brothers and my cousin were on the garage roof.My dad told them he dared them to jump.They all whimped out and said no so my dad went on the garage roof and jumped off.He broke his leg.




Moral of the story is you pay what 3 bucks for a case of beer when instead you can save that money instead of having to pay 1,000 in the ER for silly reasons
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top