Someone explain.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-IlXCorporal_PunishmentXlI, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Anyways, animals can be shoved around and then they would most likely have been pushed into the ark by the animals nearby
     
  2. Syaoran, that is such a poor argument.
     
  3. So a person can go on a massacre, then repent the next day and not go to Hell? ( Crusades?)

    Does that sound fucked up to anyone else?
     
  4. Ever heard of stories? What are stories? -They're often made up. Or, have you ever played the game broken telephone? Where one person passes a word to one person who passes it to the next until the last person shouts out what the first person said? 10/10 times, it's wrong. I'm pretty sure there was once a logical explanation for Noah's ark. However, because as stories get passed on and on, they become dismantled. I don't believe in the bible. It's a story to me, and has been rewritten several times throughout history. It's a broken telephone.
     
  5. Ah now I see what you mean, Logan. Yes I meant sins are weighed the same.
     
  6. I asked the same question a while ago, if I go and shoot up a mall, I apologize, I go to heaven?
     
  7. The Arc is hardly possible. But there is no proof of it's existence. That does not disprove the Arc either.
     
  8. Yes jester he was...which confuses me on the depictions of him being ugly and hideous.
     
  9. Yes dragon. If the man/woman fully seeks God and repents for all their sinful ways, they are forgiven. It's God's decision. Not yours. Man up.
     
  10. God is not a theory, Dragon. He is everything. He created your little sciences.
     
  11. Maybe when he hit earth ....it was face first
     
  12. Do you realize how messed up that is? Seriously dude  That is the easiest "
    Into Heaven" card ever.


    " I did not mean to set that bomb off, I did not mean to kill X amount of people. I never intended to ruin the lives of X plus the people they all know and love. Please forgive me ohhh wonderful, forgiving God. "

    BAM, You can go to Heaven 

    I am so happy I am not BRAINWASHED
     
  13. I'm glad I'm atheist...."oh some guy I don't even know, please wash away thy sins committed and make me your saint, oh lord, thy shalt not let you die" "remember your stranger danger children" "Change of plans, oh lord, your a stranger, I don't trust you anymore" XD
     
  14. As the captain said, there is evidence of smaller scale or alike things happening that most likely helped these stories come to b. Like how they have now found scientific evidence of a tsunami in the red sea happening around the same time that Moses supposedly parted it. Natural wonder or gods intervention, it is up to u how u interpret it.
     
  15. You're looking at it in a wrong way. And yes you ARE brainwashed. Brainwashed by society on how everything has a twist or a catch.

    Jesus does not say that getting to Heaven will be easy, but he will guide you and forgive you if you TRULY seek it.

    You wouldn't know what forgiveness is like, because you have no faith.
     
  16. He built a boat. The animals, who knew it was going to happen, came to the boat. How they knew? Well that's a mystery that only God and them know.

    Simple explanation is simple
     
  17. Simple explanation is for sheep. Simple explanation has not and never will be proved.
     
  18. Actually pickles, when I played the broken telephone game when I was a kid(was a popular game in the 90's) it was actually 50% chance of it being right and 50% of it being wrong, but haven't played in over 15 years, but since you still play it, or it seems you would, you may have slightly more accurately exaggerated answers.
     
  19. I played a game of telephone with DHH kids...it's hard signing words :/