? "I'm just doing my puppy impersonation" ? "totally going to pretend this sneeze was a frustrated snort"
I'm so obsessed with you right now, all I can think about is kidnapping you, forcing you into marriage, and having ALL your babies!!!!! Did I mention I love you?
What now bish? ............................ I know everything. EVERYTHING whatever/Dafuq do you even want? I'm not in the mood Cuddle me.....please? Hey sweet thang/there's something in my eye but I'll just play it off. I'm so freaking happy to see you! And I'm hyper! And I drank 3 monster and spiked my coffee with red bull! LOOK I CAN FLY!!!!! Oh my, I think I might have butterflies in my tummy FML ? Why meeeee?! Doy! ? Oooookay then.... I lovers chu Back off! I'm angry dammit. Why?! I dunno! I'm just Angry! ? I'm coming to spank you my pretty ? dude... ? No comment. I can't even. ? Whaaaaa? ? You stupid ass mofo, I will cut you! I can't handle this right now!!! Damn shawty, we bout to get freaky up in here ? You killed me, look I'm dead. ? Awkward picture time, cheeeeeese!!! ? I'm an angel ? #Swag #Yolo #SecretDouche #iHashtagLikeaBoss. Come hit me up. ? Goodnight.