Some typical random adds' messages.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ThisIsMyName8, Apr 12, 2019.

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  1.  I would never let you touch my food.
     
    #21 AmethystNight, Apr 12, 2019
  2. Next time you’re at a restaurant I just appear from the shadows and swan dive in with a pen
     
    #22 Anonymous, Apr 12, 2019
  3. O like two days ago some guy started a convo w something like 'I'm gonna fill your mouth with my whipped cream.' No hi or anything, i just unfollowed cuz wtf.
     
    #23 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 12, 2019
  4. Once I got followed by a guy who wrote me long paragraphs about how special I was. After about 4-5 of these I broke it to him that I was, in fact, male (I had a male avatar and everything). Got real awkward after that :eek:
     
    #24 Merlyn, Apr 12, 2019
  5. ONLY if it's a Pilot G-2 07, black or purple ink is a must pls thx.
     
    #25 AmethystNight, Apr 12, 2019
  6. I would use nothing but the best tbh
     
    #26 Anonymous, Apr 12, 2019
  7. ... Then... I suppose I can accept this.
     
    #27 AmethystNight, Apr 12, 2019
  8. over three centuries

    what position

    the mariana trench
     
    #28 Muschi, Apr 12, 2019
  9. Like a month ago is posted about selling some furniture and some random guy adds me. First thing he says: “Hey qutie im horny and i know you are. So let me fill your honeypot with my white sauce.”
    I-
    I unfriended him
     
    #29 LiIith5, Apr 12, 2019
  10. You really replied to an "als" message? Such mercy. I would block 'em straight away before they have a chance to call me fucking ugly fat bitch 
     
    #30 ThisIsMyName8, Apr 13, 2019
  11. *used male avi*
    *accepted friend request from stranger*
    stranger: hi
    me: hi
    stranger: where are you from
    me: not telling
    stranger: what is your age
    me: not telling too
    stranger: this is common question
    me: i dont wanna let people know who am i, and i'm not interested in others, so win-win
    stranger: okay, i love you


    dafuq was that
     
    #31 Rinnnnnnnnnn, Apr 13, 2019
  12. Some person with a female noob avi added me a few days ago and the first thing they said was "hi honeu" and "babe".
    I was using a male avi, but let them know I'm female and I'm not here for rp.
    Cue them still trying to get rp out of me even after saying they're not bi, like.. Whut 

    I may have also written "tell me watchu want watchu really really want" after, because at that point I just wanted to make fun.
     
    #32 Cavalera, Apr 13, 2019
  13. Lmaooooo made my morning  please give me more
     
    #33 renamed41832, Apr 13, 2019
  14. sometimes i do and sometimes i don't. the add was quite out of nowhere (i hadn't posted in wc recently and didn't recognize his username from anywhere) so i was sort of hoping for him to say where he found me or why he thought to add me :/

    also i suppose the ominous "just" was satisfying in its own humorous way
     
    #34 Muschi, Apr 13, 2019
  15. Random ass guy: hey sexy

    Me: uh hi?

    Random ass: youre sexy

    Me: stop saying that. 1.) you dont even know what i look like. I could be the fugliest person in the world 2.) im not even gonna take that as a compliment because youve never met me. 3.) i dont date or flirt with strangers online

    Random ass: -blocks me-

    xDD
    Sorry not sorry, creep.
     
    #35 Xx-Lancelot-xX, Apr 13, 2019
  16. Happened to me when selling furni in campus during Regala hunt. I lied about my age too tbh.


     
    #36 renamed17629, Apr 13, 2019
  17. I remember this
     
    #37 renamed17629, Apr 13, 2019
  18. Can I have your tax advice?
     
    #38 lIlIlQueenlIlIl, Apr 13, 2019
  19. Lets pretend its iReLaNd
     
    #39 Merlyn, Apr 13, 2019
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