Unpopular, Unattractive and Shy. I don't think that ever worked for anyone trying to date. Certainly not for me. Not that I was trying to date. I of course realise now that I'm a bit more interesting to people, but it still hasn't helped me much in the long run.
Find the biggest girl at your school and punch her in the knee cap. When she goes down, tell everyone you conquered King Kong and the ladies will love you forever. Problem solved.
Call them bad words and then ignore them then chew with your mouth full and pick your nose and pretend to eat it... Yep that seems about right