Slender Man doesn't watch TV. He contemplates whether he wants you, yes, no or maybe. At times he'll play pretend and be your newest imaginary friend. You'll start out with fun and end up with disaster, for if he doesn't choose you, your family is who he'll be after. To the Forrest. To the Grave. No matter where Slender Man will be there to so more than misbehave.
You don't eat Slender Man. He eats you. His body isn't even edible. ROFL. Omg... You should probably look at the pix first because he's humongous.
By the way, Slendy does hurt you to an extent. Not physically, but mentally. He preys on children and those who fear him. (I've been doing research on ol' Slendy for about 6 months now )
I know your every secret He can also take the form of a human, a tree, or a spider in some cases. I could go on and on about what I know :lol: