Sleep Talkers

I remember when I was like 6 years old, we were moving to Salem, OR. so all my family was sleeping in the same room cuz we had all the beds there, and then my older brother said "Look at the big butterflies" and my dad answered him (awake) "Do you see the blue tiger?" And he was like "Where?... OhmyGod yes!" and then went back to snoring. Lol.


My little sister sleep walks. One time while we were in Mexico she came into my room and was standing right next to me so I kinda felt a presence and woke up and saw something standing right next to me so I got freaked the fuck out. But then as my eyes adjusted to the darkness I saw it was her. She was standing there for like a minute or so not doing anything.. And then she walked around to the other side of the bed and started putting my goalie gloves on her feet but I stopped her and told her to go to sleep so she walked back to her room which was on the far side of the house on the opposite end.
She's creepy.

 

And I was told that while we were in Cali when we went to Disneyland when I was like 8, I sat up in the middle of the night and made like, karate hand movements and sounds and then layed back down and went to sleep.

 

My wife tells me i swear a lot when i sleep talk and once she heard me giving my phone number out lol when i was younger my dad told me he thought me and my sister where arguing but we were both sleep talking

 

It was past midnight and I couldn't sleep. And it was camping night on my friend's backyard. I was lying down next to him and I was reading my ghost story book,out of the blue he said " put ur pants on the grandma.... and lick the nuggets outta him.. " my reaction was like: o_o u taking drugs?

 

I use to sleep walk as a kid as well my dad once found me sleeping on the front fence thankfully i don't do that anymore lol

 

And I remember a when I was 13.. I was asleep but then I heard a noise next to me... I woke up and turned my head to where the noise came from... I screamed like a girl.. my dad came in and switched on the lights and he said: " ear wax problem again? " he looked at me with a pissed off face and I looked back at him and replied: " yes... "

 

my brother #-COS_JakeBond00Stoner- Was saying put the macaroni in the bowl when he was sleep talking.


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yall stories are intresresting but not compare what my sister babydaddy said in his sleep:


him: aye come here i could be the best boyfriend you ever had
Me:thats a lie
Him:come here let me lick that mf
Me:bust out dieing laughing


I told him the next morning as always he don't remeber saying it....but i don't believe him he remerber

 

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sleep talking is so weird.. but fun.

 

My dad used to answer the remote :lol:

 

Lmao 

 

Once my little sister was sleeping in my bed while i was watching tv and she said..

Her: "Kelly, Get in the back the dog is driving"
Me: "What are u talking about?"
Her: "Hes driving up to the mall Hurry hes gonna drive off and leave you"(she made car sounds with her mouth)
Me: "um i dont wanna go with yall"
Her: "Get in now!! (she screamed)

So i shook her till she woke up and she didnt remember that convo 

 

omg dog driving to the mall

 

I've never heard of anyone making car noises whilst sleeping

 

Once I got up, went to my parents' room, got the nail clipper from their bathroom, then went back to my bed and slept. I don't remember it but my parents told me about it, lol.