You're a jealous, deprived witch who doesn't understand sarcasm, my dear.
I don't want to do 'things' to Skyler.
I mean, god. You deserve to be called every name in the book. My anger and pessimism towards you right now is quite unfathomable.
See all of that? That was a joke.
Skyler knows that. Everyone else here knows that.
If you'd pull your head from your ass and let Skyler off of your leash, you'd know this.
We talked last night, and he informed me that you are not in a relationship, you are not "girlfriend/boyfriend", but merely a boy and a girl that are friends.
Tsk Tsk Tsk.