Situation- what would you do?

Quite an imagination 

 

How did the drunk guy get there? Or more importantly, where did he get the booze?! Any left for me? 

 

Y eat chicken poop? You'll die without liquids anyway. Water source first 

 

Stab myself 

 

There's no water?
It's dangerous to drink toilet water so if you wanna attempt that.

Go for it.
Rofl.

I won't though.
Let's see.

Are you in the middle of nowhere?
Details.
I need details about the geographic location.
If there are chickens then it's obvious I ended up in Tiajuana again.

d = ______ = b;;

 

I'd drink
My pee 

 

Fap

 

Id piss in a tree

 

Kill the chickens and, judging by the vodka he's been drinking, the drunk is probably flammable so I'd light him on fire (using friction, of course) and cook the chicken, then drag him over to the wall and throw the remainder of the open bottle of vodka at him, which would then explode and I would be freed. I'd also ration and drink the still unopened bottle of beer that he left behind, slowly voyaging northward to civilization. And why the fuck is there a men's room in the middle of nowhere?