..she's too young for you bro

I write a letter to Santa every year



Lol nah I do that for my niece bcuz she can't write yet

 

haha yeah, i didn't really think about that because i was in a bad mood

 

And if her mom baths her she 2 young 4 u bro Looool

 

If she has notebooks with barbies or princesses drawn on it she's too young for you bro

 

Omg. After 25 pages of this im pissing myself 

 

If she's in love with Barney...



















She's either a 40-year-old virgin, or she's too young for you bro.

 

If she wears training bras... She's to young for you.

 

If she thinks pussy means cat shes too young for you bro

 

If she has a basket on her bike...Shes too young for you bro.

 

If she still wears clip on earrings..Shes too young for you bro

 

If she giggles wen you say bad words she's to young for you bro

 

if she's over enthusiastic when a pop tart commercial comes on she's to young for you bro.

 

If she bleeds she's too young for you

 

if she talks about what Dora did on a new episode she's to young for you bro

 

Lmao

 

Someone should make another one of these like
*she's to pretty for u bro*

 

if she rejects everything but pizza when take her out dinner she's to young for you bro

if she talks about nick jr. like its politics shes too young for you bro

if when you take her to the movies and she gets upset that shrek isn't an option she's to young for you bro

 

if you go to drop her off at her house and she asks u to tuck her in KICK HER OUT OF YOUR CAR CAUSE SHE IS WAY TO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!

 

If she dodges a kiss on the lips shes too young for you bro

If she drinks out of a sippy cup your a pedophile

If her oldest sibling is 5 wtf is goin on in your mind shes too young for you

 

if she laughs and says ur second belly button is huge shes too young for you bro