Her personality makes me cringe from the very deepest part of my being. However, she is fine. so thank you.
Why must you pretend to be someone you are not for attention? Let's be real. You were hoping someone wouldn't notice. And if someone does, you go, "heeey someone noticed my joke" and if you get negative attention (which is what you attract) you get all upset about it. If you had been honest in the first place things would have turned out okay.