Selfie Thread

NO RAGRETS.

 

Your misspelling makes me sad.

 

You not knowing popular jokes makes me sad

 

K but you're too sweet ?

 

You thought you were gon get roasted but you actually just ate 10 lbs of roasted steak instead

 

You existing makes me even sadder

 

Was that for me?

I think it would've been more effective if you worded it like...

"I could roast you but you aint gonna get as roasted as that 10lb steak you heaved down your gob."

But nice try nonetheless

 

Bold of you to say with that username...

 

K but you secretly lub me whether you wanna admit it or not

 

You existing makes the world a better place cause you've got an amazing heart and soul and like you're just like the closest thing to perfection. ?

 

You are too cheese oml I blush

 

I love cheese, thank you. ?

 

I’m 165 pounds

 

She’s 320 pounds

 

How did you guess my weight so easily

 

He’s just got talent.

 

Cool bruh. Does that include the weight you carry from your disappointed parents?

 

??

 

Eww why that popcorn look unbuttered...