O, sorry. You can post yourself by entering into a box big enough for you, and then asking a family member to bring you to the post office and post you away. Do bring some bubblewrap to keep you safe and entertained. Note: I am not responsible for your suffocation inside the box.
What the world sees. The real me.. 6 hours later.. A pj wearing that buys socks from McDonalds instead of nuggets ?