Section for Pointless Rants

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, May 2, 2014.

  1. Quick rant:
    When people dont get the idea behind Pointless rants.Its pointless like this rant, every word i type pointless every post..pointless..this whole section pointless its a pointless beauty.
    Thats the pointless truth

    And yes spitefire the girl version of you would still be a whore so you would bang her, many times...pointlessly.
    XD
     

  2. My rant:

    I hate, hate, HATE when I go to make a bowl of cereal and pour the cereal, then go to get the milk and have no milk.

    WHAT THE HECK, FRIDGE!? Y U NO TELL ME I DID NOT HAVE MILK!?

    Now I have a bowl of cereal without any milk.

    You might ask
    Well. Who checks for milk when it's the last thing needed for cereal? I pour it last, I grab it last. After all, you don't pour the milk THEN the cereal..

    But. :shock: If you did, then you might not have enough cereal for the milk, and it would be like a castle of cereal drowning in milk..

    Like Atlantis!

    That being said.

    I now have a bowl of cereal on my kitchen counter that has no milk.

    This is my rant.

    FEEL THE STRUGGLE.
     
  3. She'd be a very naughty girl.
     
  4. My rant in meme version:

     
  5. A part 2 or continuation of sorts of Annie's Rant. (Cuz i like it that much)

    A cereal with no milk...and sandwich with no bread.
    A BLT WITH NO BACON!!!

    WHY IS THERE NO BACON!!
    WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME AND LEAVES ME WITHOUT BACON!!
    SUCH A CRUEL WORLD!!!!
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Rant over. (Sadly still no bacon)
     
  6. No you pour the milk then some cereal and once you eat all that cereal you pour more cereal. Duh.

    Or just don't even eat any milk. That's what I do; I've only had it with milk 10 times or so in my life. Yes. Eat.

    Or just eat some fruit golly gosh
     
  7. Even quicker rant:

    When people use the term "Golly Gosh"....Whut!?
    Lmfao
     
  8. I hate when people criticize you on your word choice when you're joking like golly gosh I don't actually say golly gosh who do you think I am
     
  9. Who even pours the milk first? I always thought you were a strange one, trust you're instincts folks. 
     
  10. Who doesn't pour the milk first
     
  11. Then the cereal sinks and you can't even find it
     
  12. Didnt mean to critize it was just funny you used that lol

    And secondly...you are literally the first person ive ever met who pours milk first... i perfer milk second because it softens up the top cereal..so its not as hard.
     
  13. Who is this world. Seriously. Why would you ever pour the cereal first?
    Well I barely ever have it with milk though so I don't care that much about it. I can't muster up enough emotion to rant.
     
  14. I hate hobbits. Thinking they are cool with pointy ears, small hieght and hairy feet. :evil:
     
  15. I hate it when my little dog climbs up the bed, lays down on my face, and sleeps on my face at night, how the **** does he/ it get up my bed? Idk how I manage to live through that. :(
     
  16. Ya know what bothers me the most about some people, when they put the ice in the cup after the drink is poured like think of the ice as the accessories when getting dressed do you put on your hat before you put on your shirt or do you put your underwear on over your pants  because if you do I would laugh at you?
     
  17. Superman puts his underwear on over his tights.
     
  18. I'm actually Superman on weekends. Don't expect me to help yo ass when you're in trouble. One does not simply question the "Superhero look".
     
  19.  Super heroes are acceptable