(that means MINE WAS THE THOUSANTH! OMG!) *knocks harder* HELLO? -door swings open- *walks inside* IS ANYONE HERRE?
random guy:HELLO OH HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. me: um yap it's a pleasure... Random guy: OH HELLO! Me: do u speak English? Random guy: WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU Me: shìt. Random guy: you evil little sl*t! You ever swear in my shop again I shall rip you limb by limb. Me: uhm u just swore... Random guy: Yes but it's my shop! Is it yours?? Me: do u have memory loss u just told me it was yours. Random guy: why you- Me:chill... I just need some herbs for pain relive. Random guy: me: ? Random guy: IN THAT CASE HERE! *hands a huge sack of herbs* Me: uhm okay thanks *takes herbs* uhm Random guy: call me Shway. Me: nkay... *puts herbs in my bag* Shway: BYE FRIEND! Me: *puts on happy face* BYE UHM SHWAY!!!! *runs as fast as my ankle can go away from the shop.* creep