#RoastMe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Aug 27, 2015.

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  1. Ive been waiting for a thread like this!!! come at me scuds


     


  2. BOY if you dont get outta here looking like tito from Rocket Power. My dude's face is a matching replica of Squidward's house. Bruh over here looking like Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy 2015 edition and  fock you mean? Over here looking like Return of Jafar. My dude dont even look real, over here with one of the preset 2K myplayer faces
     
  3. Yo head look like a bowling pin 
     
  4. Oh come now is that all you got? I've heard so much worse
     
  5.  I've missed you so much jax where you been hiding?
     
  6. Kenny
     
  7. This hunt bored me so I havent been on as much
     
  8. Bruh, are you the type of girl that goes emo about 4 times a week, wears long sleeves to conceal, not feel ?(frozen joke for nickie) like damn and that hair omfg lmfaooooo did you go Jack the Killer on your parents and try to rebel? Said mommy, I'm gonna go to 'pierce the veil' concert but she said "HELL NO. YOU ARE NOT GOING" did you end up locking yourself in the bathroom? Lmfaoo and your lips so red, did you try to eat blood? Go all van halen up in this motherfucker.
    Lmfaoo jax please share your lip tissue with this girl. Smfh no lips at all.
     
  9. Bruhhhh don't even let me get started on your lips, goddamn. Did a dude try to suck on your lips but since you don't roll that way, you pushed him away so he decked you and gave ya some fatass lips? 
    Dude, your shirt. You wear it as if you were the child that got dropped off at the fire station house and tries to hide his true pain by looking nice but we all now that you got abanonded.

    You ripped? I'm 260 pounds of fat, lemme sit on ya while I sip my tea
     
  10. Lmfaooooo what the hell is that on your nose??? Is that the button for room service?
    Lemme paint it with red paint. You'll look like 'it'
    The way you're posing says you're a failure who wants to look good on the internet but failed so hard to do even that. Your hair tho, FAM?? Omfggggg bwahahahaha you got that 'has 2 ungrateful kids that want everything, but you're a damn bum who can't work due to his idiocy. Your social skills make you spaz out with others while you wait for the day you can retire to your sad pathetic life" haircut.

    Quick question, is your room dark asf or are ya aiming for some hip thing?? I swear, just pop ya ass out and you'll get attention, sweetheart
     

  11. I didnt wanna kill yo  but I couldnt let Cholo flame this one up one deep. Looks like saw 10 finna come out Jigsaw dun made this chick cut her lips off with the razor from a pencil sharpener while watching B2B jersey shore reruns. Shorty over here looking like a special ed gerber baby. How tf yo face permanently set to rollercoaster pic mode? Where they do that at? Ole I cant even really go in on her cause this girl looks like she will be on the 6oclock news in the morning with a suicide note saying "dammit Jax"
     
  12. Lmfaooooooo jax I can't
    "Damnit Jax" oh lawdy. Slayed her ass
     
  13. Button for room service!!im fucking Dead
     
  14. Yo chilllllllllll :lol:
     
  15. That last sentence 
     
  16. I wish I had seen this earlier?
     
  17. Bruhhhh just went back one. Cholo I cant even wear that anymore?


    That was my fave shirt mf!
     


  18. Cause Tony asked me 2?.
     
  19. I WAS MENTIONED!!!!!
     
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