You actually look good... It's just those glasses Walmart quality= crappy ass teacher looking glasses
Wipe that dirty Sanchez off your lip, boy. Are you wearing lip gloss? Where they do that at? Oh you're wearing a cross now. We know you ain't a child of God, foh son. That shade of blue is the manliest thing in that picture. Your designer is fab-u-lous. How did you return the favor? Jk. We know, we know. Why are you sleeping though? Your own selfie put you to sleep, smh.
Eh, I was gonna add in some constipation jokes and talk about how you look like Precious, but I don't wanna be that mean ;-; I'm too nice to be that mean.