Y'all jokes are so dry...-_-. I thought the roast would be better... Jopo had the best one. -_-. So sad.
First of all your body reminds me how corns turn into popcorns totally disfigured. And damn, what's up with those lips? With those lips all you can kiss is a buffalo :| but considering your ugly ass face, I bet the poor thing will die puking if you ever try.
Put a bag on your head, and push your tackle round the back like on Silence Of The Lambs... ... And it would still be a no