With all your fails and constant locks you do enough to make our job easy roasting, but there's nowhere to even start on you, with your rules here there's no point wasting the time ?
I would roast you about your illow looking ass and 1980's hairstyle, but I feel like its the only thing you got going.
Dear sir or madam, You apparently haven't noticed but, you get roasted on every thread you've ever made. But, hey, I'm sure everyone will sleep better knowing their comments this time have your endorsement. Eat a dick you abortion that should have been. Sincerely, MeatPuppet
Boy, if you don't stop wearing my sister's tights I swear to god. Those legs though. Missed leg day every day since you came out the womb. Posing like you finna start dancing like Michael Jackson. You finna snap in a "Z" formation. Where they do that at? Your shirt says "reason" but your face says "treason" because it would be a crime against my country to date a fool that look like a hybrid grinch. Prince called, he wants his hair stylist back. Your earrings are cute. Did you get them at Forever 21? My boy's pants look like he just took a dooky, but his facial expression looks like he's constipated. Rihanna came up with "Shine bright like a diamond" when she saw my boy's forehead. His shirt still has the tag on it. I didn't know you could return clothes at the Goodwill.
Why you wanna get roasted so much? That's like you turning around, bending over, and begging a guy to insert his genitals. And page 10 lock? Bruh you should just stop making threads cause the moment you do, they should have an automatic lock. Js.
For the fun of it ? there was actually a roast thread by Cherry a while ago. You had to post a pic of yourself to be roasted. Nobody roasted me