Riddle Me This

[Awesome1000]

Needle

 

[RinaBoBina]

what is always coming but never arrives?

 

[Awesome1000]

Tomorrow

 

[Sony]

? damn cake beat me to it 

 

[Awesome1000]

=)) :*

 

[RinaBoBina]

A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

 

[Sony]

4 kids get an apple each the 5th gets an apple in a basket 

 

[Mofyy]

You kill one of the kids. ??

 

[Sony]

? mofyy's right ?

 

[Mofyy]

I'm always right bb ??

 

[RinaBoBina]

There are a few trees in a garden. On one of them, a pear tree, there are pears (quite logical). But after a strong wind blew, there were neither pears on the tree nor on the ground.
How come?

 

[Mofyy]

Because illuminati took them ??

 

[Awasheduptag]

It was a hurricane so all pears blew away? or maybe someone ate them all?

 

[Sony]

?? they blew away even on the ground

 

[Sony]

Into the water¿
Still in the air¿

? BAMMMBAM

 

[RinaBoBina]

 no

 

[Sony]

 or there were 2 one on the ground and one still on the tree so only a pear not PEARS

 

[Sony]

? if that makes sense, I think

 

[RinaBoBina]

13 people came into a hotel with 12 rooms and each guest wanted his own room. The bellboy solved this problem.
He asked the thirteenth guest to wait a little with the first guest in room number 1. So in the first room there were two people. The bellboy took the third guest to room number 2, the fourth to number 3, ..., and the twelfth guest to room number 11. Then he returned to room number 1 and took the thirteenth guest to room number 12, still vacant.
How can everybody have his own room?

 

[Mofyy]

2 people gotta hook up and share a room ?