oh no here comes garret again, eatin a carrot while he picks up a pin, rappin rhymes with a grin while his head does a 360 spin, yo!! My rhymes are illmatic, my flo is fantastic, my beat is bombastic, and I'm not being the least sarcastic,/ my words are so artistic, and if you think I'm simplistic get outa my way cuz what your about to witness is the greatest shit since flavored chapped lipstick,/ people say I'm the life savor, ya just call me cherry, I conceal a red light saber, so come at me you little fairy!!, or instead you comin at me ima come at you, and slit you so fast when your blood spills it's still blue,/ so hide in your house with a mother fuckin master lock, and when you see me through the peephole don't answer when I knock,...wait what am I saying? Oh fock I think I just hit writers block................NOT!! Cuz blockin what I'm writing is never gonna happin, quit luaghin quit nappin and shut your fucking trap when you hear me start rappin, ahh fuck it I'm tired of this yappin, this rap is over so git your ass up and start clappin!!!
Lol wrote that on the way to work this morning