Rhymes thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by S_____MegaEmpire______S, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. Those sneaky edits and deletes be like.
     
  2. Anyways x varies but x should exist while in your case it didn't.
     
  3. Deleted it because he cannot quote correctly.
     
  4. Says the guy who can’t even follow simple directions... and why am I being questioned by a “programmer in training” that couldn’t even figure out a simple number sequence...

    ... Proof? ?
     
  5. are u guys rhyming or what?!??
     
  6. O the little ego is referencing other threads because of him being weak
     
  7. As two red pills take the blues away,
    Life didn't seem so bad today.
    He moved around very uncoordinated,
    Because the drugs had him medicated.
    In his sad life he wasn't dedicated.
    He suffered from stress and depression.
    His face groomed a tired expression.
    The depressed man was home bound,
    But died writhing in pain on the ground.
     
  8. Race to the moon
    Just like in a cartoon
    Fall into the gloom
    collide and Boom!

    ?
     
  9. Millions on my mind.
    Where’s your common sense?/
    My third eye counts sheep...
    while staying cognizant/
    Though you may think
    it’s over confidence,
    It’s experience...
    my talents compliment./
    Among the best... on any continent...
    ....You can love it... or the opposite.
    Rap God... rhyming omniscience
    Praise me... like a protestant./
    If you’re an atheist...
    don’t fear the consequence...
    Unleash demonic wrath
    Let hot lava spit...
    Battle me... feel my dominance.
    I don’t make threats...
    I make promises./
     
  10. Pockets went from anorexic,
    To being extremely obese.
    It's like I'm always taking a pic,
    Cause I keep getting cheese.
    Life only gave me sour lemons,
    So if you try me it's lemon squeeze.
    No name dropping but Smith & Wesson.
    Bet a challenger learn their lesson.
    The violence is always so depressin',
    But the money ends any stressin'.
    If I go broke then I'm finessin'.
    Will I end up in hell... ain't no question.
    For the love of money we all sin,
    But in the end I just wanna win.
    Survival 101 is where it must begin,
    Cause I'm tryna get a bag again.
    I said I'd **** the world one day,
    The real gone feel me when I'm in.
    I'm Omega Shenron wit da world wind spin.
    Like a SUC member I got my finances pinned.
    Some of these clowns need to be scanned,
    They want to follow the code,
    But haven't even touched a few grand...
    Blue faces on me only,
    So I'll be fine by my lonely.
    Like a foreign bad bìtch,
    I got many haters on me.
    Act up and I put money on you,
    And I don't mean an auction.
    Every face I count up is blue,
    And if it ain't about the money... stop talkin.
    Now act like you never met me,
    And you best get to walkin...
     
  11. Says the guy who fails to Comprehend simple English...
     
  12. Years may fly,
    Tears may dry,
    But my rhymes will never die

    (how about that eh?)
     
  13. When I was six
    I made no sense
    So I took a whiz
    On an electric fence
    It hurt so bad
    I shocked my balls
    Then I took a crap
    In my overalls
     
  14. Best poem in this thread
     
  15. Sad! And good.
     
  16. Roses are red, pink, yellow and blue. You may be the king of forums, but you know the Queen is the one that rules.