RENT A HUSBAND

Discussion in 'Wars' started by pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013.

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  1. Can't!! I mean. Can't chop off my reproductive organ!!
     
    #41 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 20, 2013
  2. This is pointless and stupid... I'm mad that I wasted my time here I thought it woulda made me laugh but nope
     
    #42 -iMakeItRain-, Apr 20, 2013
  3. RamenJr, HAHA well it depends if you're kinda over-the-top pervy. Then I'd have to chop your balls off.

    Beby, you sound like the perfect lover, not a husbandI'll get with you after the WedWar

    Sureeee TrissyI'll pay you in kisses and some lurvvvin
     
    #43 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  4. One day while the little ghost was checking out forums he came upon a strange thread. In it the infamous stinky cat and her twin - hairy cat were auditioning temporary husbands.  X 2

    'No clinging!' They said. 'No oldies! Must have a sense of humour!' They clamoured. What demanding cats!!! 

    'Good luck successful candidates!' Thought the little ghost. 'Your shampoo and salon bills will go through the roof - But your lives will never be boring again!! 
     
    #44 Harmelicious, Apr 20, 2013
  5.  Good enough 
     
    #45 -Immortals-DarlingTrissy-, Apr 20, 2013
  6. I mean, unless you also get a smexy looking chihuahua then I think I'll be OK.
     
    #46 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 20, 2013
  7. ehheeh ok ill be on my room number 6-9 hahaahah
     
    #47 BebyLovey, Apr 20, 2013
  8. i like your story

    and we dont tend to make people laugh
    this is a serious thread!! we want a wedding war and need husbands to complete it
     
    #48 iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Apr 20, 2013
  9. so my little doggie likes chihuahuas. They're stuck up bitches thoughliterally.

    Harmy, the thread-hijacker you can be the storyteller at the wedding remember, you're on my side for the WedWar!

    Rainman thinks this is all a joke.  he doesn't understand the urgent need to have a husband.
     
    #49 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  10. Whatever dog you want is OK as long as she's smexy.
     
    #50 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 20, 2013
  11. A smexy hairless poodle? Okay, I'll buy one so you can have some fun at the wedding 
     
    #51 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  12. Yay! My owner is such a sweetie :).
     
    #52 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 20, 2013
  13. You are demoralizing of the cerimony of uniformity between a man and a woman. I dispise you.
     
    #53 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 20, 2013
  14. HEY LOOK, IT'S ETHAN! yay, an old forumer bashing my thread!  trololol *despise.
     
    #54 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  15. *ceremony. OH GOSH Ethan, what happened to you? I recall you used to spell correctly in our conversations
     
    #55 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  16. Noobs. 
     
    #56 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 20, 2013
  17. It's past midnight. My spelling goes from good, to 2nd grader.
     
    #57 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 20, 2013
  18. we are noobs

    what of it mate


    pearly - stay on topic!! we need to find a husband
     
    #58 iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Apr 20, 2013
  19. Okay, that sounds legit. I'll excuse your bad spelling for the moment then.

    Yes, noobs was within our criteria. But we mean 200kcs noobs hahaha

    Oh crapsticks yeah! I forgot!
    HUSBANDS, APPLY NOW
     
    #59 pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013
  20. Wanna duel mate? Wanna bloody go at it mate?
     
    #60 SVG-TheFaLLenFenrir-, Apr 20, 2013
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