RENT A HUSBAND

Discussion in 'Wars' started by pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. Tweek, you are the definition of a fine gentleman.

    YES MOMMY! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?
     
  2. Why thank you pearl lol
     
  3. Lol pearly wat!??????? U left ur boxing gloves n renting husband?? Lol 
     
  4. I can't keep up with this at all
     
  5. MANNY!!! miss you, bro! Wow, cute new name yeah, I hung up my boxing gloves because they'll ruin my nail polish and everyone knows you need nail polish to attract guys

    Jk. Nail polish takes too much time, I can't be bothered.

    Yeah krimm, too many crazy kids on here commenting
     
  6. Sounds like u plan on dancing more in this war instead of fighting lol
     
  7. So...I wanna be rented
     
  8. I don't mind dancing ballet, but not for the whole 24 hours

    Zack, who are you applying for?
     
  9. Lol pearly don't call me bro wat dance n u?? Come on pearly u can do boxing only n u know punching n kicking not dancing lol
     
  10. i respectfully wish to become a rented husband
     
  11. Wrong, manny! I do ballet although I still need to work on my grande jetes LOL why not call you bro?

    Your wish shall be respectfully granted, Joe, after I find you a partner.
     
  12. i cook, clean, take care of kids, massage feets and backs, and all kinds of stuff
     
  13. MASSAGES?! damn that's a persuasive one.
     
  14. you said yourself that you would give me to someone else

    looks like you passed up a good one
     
  15. old Chinese saying: don't ever look back, don't ever look back! ... CALIFORNIA GIRLS
     
  16. thats teenage dream... not california girls
     
  17. How well are you with puppies?
     
  18. i eat puppies
     
  19. you cant join!!!