RENT A HUSBAND

Discussion in 'Wars' started by pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013.

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  1. I'm available for rent. 
     
    #341 Drifting, Apr 22, 2013
  2. I'll eat your kids.
     
    #342 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  3. Okay krimm. Nice to see you

    Tweek, either way you deserve to be farmed! join the wedwar and I'll pin you

    Aw Joethat's okay, I'm gonna find kris a girl, so you can join in too

    Harmy. I think aliens are so overrated. Can we be Barbies instead? Harmbie! Harmybarbie! Harmybaby! 

    PUPPY! NO! I DIDN'T TRAIN YOU TO EAT PEOPLE'S BABIES!maybe I forgot to feed you for the past two days or something.
     
    #343 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  4. Yush you did. :'(
     
    #344 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  5.  not my fault you refused to chow on the chocolates.
    poor puppy. Why didn't you just eat Teagan's cats?!
     
    #345 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  6. o_O I will do so now >:0.
     
    #346 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  7. Chocolate kills me >:|
     
    #347 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  8. Make it quick puppy. Clean the blood tracks too, and don't tell teagan it was my idea. 

    Well I didn't know, did I?!
     
    #348 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  9. Everyone knows!!! Anyways it has been done. I ate the cats and left no trails. >:0
     
    #349 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  10. Barbies? Damn that's even worse......
     
    #350 Harmelicious, Apr 22, 2013
  11. Harmy I thought you'd be impressed! You and Sal love crossdressing don't you? 

    Good dog and hush, okay I'll feed you peanut butter. *grumbles*
     
    #351 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  12. Yaaayyy :3. Nom nom nom .
     
    #352 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 22, 2013
  13. Why would u want to pin me lol want make much cash milking this ;)
     
    #353 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  14. wont*
     
    #354 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  15. The main thing I'm trying to say is... We will dominate your ass.
    FLOWER POWER
    
     
    #355 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  16. you could lol but unlike all them i didnt agree that you could rent me but a war does sound pretty fun decisions decisions
     
    #356 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  17. When exactly is this war?
     
    #357 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  18. Pearl! I don't have the necessary parts to be a husband, but I can pretend 
     
    #358 -SIN-Daddys_Undergrad-Jess, Apr 22, 2013
  19. Haha this was entertaining to read.
     
    #359 Extreme1, Apr 22, 2013
  20. @ jess : lol she said all u need is a big assh
     
    #360 BebyLovey, Apr 22, 2013
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