RENT A HUSBAND

Discussion in 'Wars' started by pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013.

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  1. I wld like to apply
     
    #321 The_Chosen_Few, Apr 22, 2013
  2. YAYYYhey drew, tell us why we should choose you.

    my puppy is fucking adorable
     
    #322 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  3. far out pearl

    you're too picky!!
     
    #323 iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Apr 22, 2013
  4. Not sure if I wanna apply or not. 
     
    #324 TheSagittarian, Apr 22, 2013
  5. dont do itshe'll keep you locked up in her basement until the war is started
     
    #325 iNoobMakeNightmaresComeTrue, Apr 22, 2013
  6. No, I don't want an albino bird who expects me to feed him hairy nuts.
     
    #326 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  7. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! Notice my charisma and enthusiasm?
     
    #327 MyNameIsNoneOfYourBusiness, Apr 22, 2013
  8. okay I pick the weirdo
     
    #328 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  9.  hmmm sure pearl I'll apply for that with my weak kcs.  Size doesn't matter
     
    #329 Pax_-iBigDaddyIsYourBoyToy, Apr 22, 2013
  10. on the wedding night, I can assure you size is all the bride thinks about. So it does matter.jk kris, yes I'll make a thread so you can rent a wife
     
    #330 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  11. 
     
    #331 Pax_-iBigDaddyIsYourBoyToy, Apr 22, 2013
  12. sure you will hah your too funny lol
     
    #332 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  13. Tweek, who says I'm joking?okay yeah, I'm too poor. LOL
    Is that sarcasm I sense?NOONE FINDS ME FUNNY. my dream of being a comedian has gone done the drain. 
     
    #333 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
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    #334 *-_NmH_-Krimm-the-Poppetier- (01), Apr 22, 2013
  15. look at her, just sitting there and judging me.
     
    #335 pearl--genuine, Apr 22, 2013
  16.  I'm not judging you pearl, I'm just making my existence known
     
    #336 *-_NmH_-Krimm-the-Poppetier- (01), Apr 22, 2013
  17. Lol its a good thing u cant hire me im the worst tut in history and im not just saying this so u wont hire me
     
    #337 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
  18.  no ones hire me as their hubby yet
     
    #338 InactiveZed, Apr 22, 2013
  19. Stinkus maximus! I'm not feeling the gladiator vibe!!! Do I go back to squirrels or move to.....

    Alieeeeeeeennnnns!!!! 
     
    #339 Harmelicious, Apr 22, 2013
  20. On second thought forget i was ever here cuz im definitely the number one choice and i would rather not get farmed when i tell you no lol
     
    #340 Tweak, Apr 22, 2013
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