Red Heels, Red Dress, Red Horns, Red Tail... WAIT. WHAT?!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *CheekyChloe (01), Aug 3, 2011.

  1. MOAR MY CHLOE! I love it as MUch as silver,knuckles and my shadow!
     
  2. MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREPLZMOREMOREMORE. I'm hungry
     
  3. . You sexual desire thirsty humans!!

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    After an hour, Penelope and Felicia were done changing.



    "Well Penelope! Let's go to the party now."



    She grabbed Penelope's hand and dragged her out of the store, right after she winked at the man who was still blushing.


    "Felicia!! This dress makes my tits look too big...!"


    Felicia looked at Penelope and sighed. Penelope was cupping her breasts and whining as the dress showed too much skin. Felicia's did as well but she wasn't complaining.



    "Oh shut up and let's go. We're there to make all the guys vomit and swim in blood. And stop cupping you breasts. All the women in the street are looking at you."


    Penelope moaned again, but obeyed Felicia's orders.
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    Hour later
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    "Heyyyy Penelopeeee thattt dress makess your tittiesss looooookkkkm hugeeeeee!!"

    Felicia slurred out those words and her body was stirring. She pointed a finger and poked Penelope's cleavage, only to get a shocking stare from the men and a giggle from Penelope.


    "Yeshh it doesss Felicia..."


    Penelope giggled once more and threw her tenth glass of wine up in the air, making herself comfortable.

    "Hahaha! Loookkk!!! Bloooooddd is flyyiinnngg innn the airrr! It's floaaattijjnnggg...!"


    Felicia laughed as well, bursting out with laughter and Penelope laughing like a hyena as well.


    "Hhahahhaha! Quick! Donkey boy!! Catch the glass!"


    A butler rushed to her and gave her three more glasses and jumped in the air to catch the imaginary glass she threw after "Donkey boy" gave her.

    "Hahahahah... Donkey boy! Catch three of these glasses!"


    Penelope clapped her hand twice and then threw the three glasses at the butler's face. The butler collapsed on the floor, knocked out. With the glass pieces on the floor with him.

    "Penelope.. Hey... I ish a idea... We go outsideeeeee..."



    Felicia also threw her glass of wine in the air and pulled Penelope into the garden.
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    They're drunk. 
     
  4. Lol.

    I'm not human,I'm a mental.
     
  5. Lol i think theyre a bit tipsy
     
  6. 
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    Felicia led Penelope into the backyard, then sat her down in front of the koi pond.


    "Hahahahhahahahahaha! Penelope! Look at that...!"


    Felicia threw a stone into the pond, hard. And killed a fish. Blood spread across the water and Felcia clapped her hands and laughed.


    "Haha! Penelope... Close your eyes... I've got something for you..."


    Penelope closed her eyes and Felicia tackled Penelope with her lips. Penelope let out a small moan before pulling her closer by wrapping her legs around her waist. Felicia moaned as well and whispered into her ear,

    "I want you..."


    Penelope gasped as Felicia attacked her collarbone with her lips, sending shivers down Penelope's spine.
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    ( I said it wasn't gunna get sexual. I lied.)
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    One day later
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    Felicia woke up naked with a pounding in her head.


    "Ugh... What- where- where the hell am I?!"


    Felicia looked to her right and saw a naked sleeping Penelope, all warm and soft. Felicia gasped and tried to console herself.


    "Nonononono... I- we- I'm not les! Nonono... We didn't do it! We didn't do it!"


    Felicia looked around her surroundings.

    "Oh right... I'm still at the nerd's house."



    Felicia got up, careful not to wake Penelope up and grabbed a robe, and walked downstairs. Hoping to find some evidence.


    "Eddy...!"


    Felicia hissed at the nerd, making hin turn around and blush.


    "Your room has a camera... Show me the video it took last night!"


    Felicia hissed the last two words, making Eddy the nerd's blush brighter and redder. He quickly fished out a tape recorder and showed her the video.
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    2 mins
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    "......"


    She was right. She took away Penelope's virginity. Felicia looked at Eddy to see he fainted from blood loss.


    "Great... A useless noob. What am I gonna do now?!"
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  7. I'm not trying to be rude or offensive but if the nerd keeps that tape he can make some good money...oh and...um and interesting story very good
     
  8. . YES HE CAN...!






    but his mother soon found out and disposed of it and grounded him for a year.
     
  9. I feel old...what does the little print say?
     
  10.  yes he can but his mother found out and took it away and grounded her son for a year. 
     
  11. Lol I wish I could see that tape where did the mother put it lol I'm joking
     





  12. Tomorrow. I have no energy to type an entire story. Sadly. 
     
  13. :O.

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    Felicia plopped down on her chair, sweating like a dog.


    "Oh God... Were we THAT drunk?! Damnit! Why didn't God let me remember?!"


    Felicia was half laughing half dying. She had sex with the same... Well, sex.


    "Damn, damn damn damn damn!"


    Penelope ran down the room, also wearing a robe.


    "Felicia! Did we-"


    Before she could finish, Felicia nodded and walked over to her, patting her back.


    "My parents..! What will they do? What will they say? Oh God I'm screwed!"

    Felicia stared at her.


    "You WERE screwed. Just shut your mouth for now."


    Penelope looked at Felicia and placed a kiss on her cheek.


    "You know, I'm kind of glad we DID do it. Now we're attatched by that one string of lust!"


    Penelope hugged Felicia whilst Felicia stood there shocked.



    'She loves me?!'



    Felicia thought about it until her head hurt and hugged Penelope back.


    'I guess I love her as well.'
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    2 years after.
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    Felicia and Penelope sat in the soft green grass, sighing and braiding each others hair. Penelope grabbed Felicia's hands and kissed them, then looked up at Penelope.


    "Promise you'll stay with me forever?"


    Felicia looked at the smiling blonde, then patted her head and kissed her forehead.


    "Forever."


    Penelope wrapped her arms around Felicia's waist, falling asleep on her laps soon after with Felicia strokinf her hair.



    'Forever and Always.'







    The End.
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    My first finished story.  -applause-




    And thank the woman who pressured me at 4:18AM to finish this!





    *cough* sophie *cough*
     
  14.  u got an update and i will have mine and my beauty sleep. 
     
  15. Its over? 
    Well ok then
     
  16. Omg it's so **** good
     
  17. I read the whole thing 