How about..... "Master Nephirus teaches you the true power of massive killing. He teaches you how to make a "zombie magnet self destruction bomber" that can cover 90feet in radius and guaranteed at least 80 zombies are killed"
I'm gonna start making tomorrows thread right now, so post on my wall or pm me if you want to be featured.
Suddenly, I dunno why, but I imagine myself in a King Of Fighter tournament... Wearing a chef costume, wielding a pan in one hand and a spatula in another... Quickly cooking up a dish and projecting it out at the enemy! HARRRRRDOOOOOKEN!!!
The other three teachers have taught what they are able to do. What about you, Teacher_Matt? Teach us how
Yes. The Land of Anything. I have been there. It is a neighboring land to the Land of Fairytale. Both lands have great commerce and their trading industry is booming. The sole import that LoA (Land of Anything) receive from LoF (Land of Fairytale) are unicorns. And boy! Do they relish the unicorns there in LoA! Unicorn hides makes amazing handbags what glitter in rainbow colors in the sun! Unicorn hoofs makes wonderful charms, just like a horseshoe but with infinity horsepower! Unicorn meat is the most ambrosial thing one can ever taste! One bite of it and you feel as if you are floating on cloud nine, like a fairy has just sprinkle rainbow stardust on you! Its melt in your mouth texture and mildly sweet taste goes excellent with some butter beer from the Land of Hogwarts. Unicorn's horn are made into magical weapons by the Land's wizards and witches. They can be made into potent brews or emblemed onto a staff for additional magic powers or carve it into a spearhead for ultra penetration power! It goes right through the enemies' guts like hot knife through butter! This concludes my teachings. Test will be next Tuesday. Study hard, my little bento sets!