RAPS

Yo, bad boy sucks,
And I'll prove it, coz I'll play him like a toy,
Onizuka in the house, I spit like a Bazooka.
You can't hang wit me, so you might as well get a rope and do it yourself, my rhymes are real dope.
You'll never win this race, I keep a steady pace.
I'll smoke you like a bag of grass,
So get the fuck outta here you ass


Well fuck that's all I got 

 

Wow u totally suck with the burrito comment

 

FYI Imma A student at math
After this you should take a bubble bath
Clean yourself up after this
And just so you know your the one who aint got shiz

 

If my burrito comment was so crappy
Look at you bringing up addition thats a little sappy
Im the best of the best ill put you through the test
My rhymes will make your heart burn, located in your chest
Thats a little tip for your next science quiz
Ive said it once and ill say it again
Bro, you aint got shiz

*Drops mic and walks away like a boss*

 

Eikichi-onuzuka? Um is that French for I'm a fuck shit,? U can't afford no new raps ur rythim is puckit. Fùcking dick so small no bîtch could suck it. U don't pop nines u got weak rhymes back in nine deuce u got pissed on ten times.

U always get rejected so u stare at the ground, but cheer up homie, cuz u just got re elected! The mayor of pûssy town!!

So just remember when I bomb this set, yo! I only bypassed to make the mods upset!!

And was it preto or was it Chico?? Oh well, bye bye amigo, this clown couldn't rap anything but my burrito!

 

That was my best one

 

And that's how u use a burrito comment! Bitch

 

So many bypasses lmao but all too funneh

 

Lol thats where i got the burrito thing

 

Report me. See if I give a shit

 

So how do we know who won? Cause I got plenty more raps

 

I can't compete with his 'badass' raps

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U mocking me?

 

I think you mean his 'google' raps

 

I swear to god I didn't google them

 

I made them up okay

 

I'm actually a real life rapper. I do it a lot I even host a rap battle competition.

Believe me or not idc

 

Really brah? You tellin me how to use burritos?
Im pretty sure im smart enough to know your sposed to eat those
And then it comes back out in a few hours
I put that in a rhyme those are just my rapping powers
Im almighty bro u cant touch this
My raps by swimming up and down faster than fish (lol idk about the last one)

 

So your a rapper now?
Idc if you dont care
Your ryhmes are so weak they can barely pull a hair
Im a rapper in this online game
Me and lil wayne are just one and the same

 

Im straining myself thinking of these but im having fun