RAPS

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by OFM-ShinyKickZ-OFM, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. I'm addicted, I can't be stopped
    I'm tryin' and tryin' to put down my xbox but i'm...
    Playing MIIINEEECRAAAAAAAAAFT

    Yeah, I would've never thought i'd see the day, when i'd be able to play minecraft on my xbox, put cod in it's case, the only first person shooter than I need in my life is a bow and an arrow and a couple of cows i'm pullin' trickshots 360s on chickens and piggies, searchin' for diamonds but all i'm findin' is zombies, no I ain't scared you will never hear me cry for my mommy. It's xbox live, you know I role with my possy we're buildin' castles faster than any king has ever done, it's our world baby come on in and have some fun, you gotta ax or somethin' hold on bro i'll get you one, we're choppin' up trees faster than 420 fat blunts. All night long I am deep under the ground, treasure chests overflowin' with all the riches I found, and I can't remember the rest of the minecraft rap by brysi.
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  2. Man your just mad cuz yo cats one of my dog's victims
    That's how its gonna be get used to this new system
    You can't touch my dog he's too much of a badass
    Don't gimme no sass
    Take that somewhere else
    You know what? Eat frass
    You just jealous because you can't rhyme like this
    Respect bro! Whoops! I mean sis!
     
  3. Video games!
    None of them are quite the same
    Like NBA2k12 not as good as 13
    I could eat up yo team
    Like cookies and cream!
     
  4. Your name is big boss?
    More like fail moss.
    You think you're cool?
    Get ready to be schooled.
    Some say i'm cold
    Others say i'm bold
    Bow down to yo' lo'd (lord in an african accent, no hate xD)
    You should stop tryin'
    Because all you're doin' is lyin'
    I'm over here cryin'
    Your raps are so bad
    Maybe I should just call you lad
    Hmmm would you be mad?
    You think you are rad
    But instead you are just sad
     
  5. I like cheese
    Give me some please
    Let me talk bout McDees
    The crisp golden fries
    Just go to your thighs
    But it's so damn delicious
    Don't min me bitches 
     
  6. Well excuse me i was expressing my love for video games
    My raps? My raps?! Dude yours are uber lame
    But this ain't no game this is all out war
    Reading sappy poems are makin my eyes sore
    My rhymes will knock you down to the floor
    Go to the store
    Get yourself some better raps
    If you can't do that then your nothin but crap
    If i were u i would take this advice brotha
    And if u don't… well than your screwed sucka!
    On sesame street u be gettin dissed by grover
    Two words for man
    It's over
     
  7. I just got to say
    I'm not good but I'm ok
    no need to thank me bro
    Yo girl be all up on me like a ho 
    Dont try to fight me please
    I'm the MVP 
     
  8. That was my best one yet
     
  9.  I like that other guys one better
     
  10. Lol screw u too jk lets hear you
     
  11. Hell yes
     
  12. Hey here's a visa
    Go buy your self a pizza
    Or goto hasty market
    So you can put a sock in it
    Your rhymes are horrible
    Not even creditable
    Your rhymes bought off eBay
    Cause you got nothing to say
    You can't stop my flow
    I got all the dough
    Your rhymes are sloppy
    How did you manage a copy?
    A copy off of google
    Go fuck a poodle
     
  13. ._. That is clearly offensive to poodles. 
     
  14. A poodle?  have you ever seen that video of a girl fucking her dog?
     
  15. Horrible and credible don't even rhyme
    So don't even try
    I'd hate to do this but I don't like bitches (female dog)
    Plus pretty soon yo face is going to get stitches
     
  16. ¿Megusta? Si, Si
    Dont mess with me
    My raps will sting you in the ass like a bee
    If i could put prices on raps yours would free
    You scared? That's why you be climbing up trees
    Forget this your pointless
    And unlike me, I don't still have my virginity!
     
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