I'm addicted, I can't be stopped I'm tryin' and tryin' to put down my xbox but i'm... Playing MIIINEEECRAAAAAAAAAFT Yeah, I would've never thought i'd see the day, when i'd be able to play minecraft on my xbox, put cod in it's case, the only first person shooter than I need in my life is a bow and an arrow and a couple of cows i'm pullin' trickshots 360s on chickens and piggies, searchin' for diamonds but all i'm findin' is zombies, no I ain't scared you will never hear me cry for my mommy. It's xbox live, you know I role with my possy we're buildin' castles faster than any king has ever done, it's our world baby come on in and have some fun, you gotta ax or somethin' hold on bro i'll get you one, we're choppin' up trees faster than 420 fat blunts. All night long I am deep under the ground, treasure chests overflowin' with all the riches I found, and I can't remember the rest of the minecraft rap by brysi.
Man your just mad cuz yo cats one of my dog's victims That's how its gonna be get used to this new system You can't touch my dog he's too much of a badass Don't gimme no sass Take that somewhere else You know what? Eat frass You just jealous because you can't rhyme like this Respect bro! Whoops! I mean sis!
Video games! None of them are quite the same Like NBA2k12 not as good as 13 I could eat up yo team Like cookies and cream!
Your name is big boss? More like fail moss. You think you're cool? Get ready to be schooled. Some say i'm cold Others say i'm bold Bow down to yo' lo'd (lord in an african accent, no hate xD) You should stop tryin' Because all you're doin' is lyin' I'm over here cryin' Your raps are so bad Maybe I should just call you lad Hmmm would you be mad? You think you are rad But instead you are just sad
I like cheese Give me some please Let me talk bout McDees The crisp golden fries Just go to your thighs But it's so damn delicious Don't min me bitches
Well excuse me i was expressing my love for video games My raps? My raps?! Dude yours are uber lame But this ain't no game this is all out war Reading sappy poems are makin my eyes sore My rhymes will knock you down to the floor Go to the store Get yourself some better raps If you can't do that then your nothin but crap If i were u i would take this advice brotha And if u don't… well than your screwed sucka! On sesame street u be gettin dissed by grover Two words for man It's over
I just got to say I'm not good but I'm ok no need to thank me bro Yo girl be all up on me like a ho Dont try to fight me please I'm the MVP
Hey here's a visa Go buy your self a pizza Or goto hasty market So you can put a sock in it Your rhymes are horrible Not even creditable Your rhymes bought off eBay Cause you got nothing to say You can't stop my flow I got all the dough Your rhymes are sloppy How did you manage a copy? A copy off of google Go fuck a poodle
Horrible and credible don't even rhyme So don't even try I'd hate to do this but I don't like bitches (female dog) Plus pretty soon yo face is going to get stitches
¿Megusta? Si, Si Dont mess with me My raps will sting you in the ass like a bee If i could put prices on raps yours would free You scared? That's why you be climbing up trees Forget this your pointless And unlike me, I don't still have my virginity!