RAPS

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by OFM-ShinyKickZ-OFM, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. Whack! Lol. Everyone who keeps rhyming rap and crap, should quit posting on this thread because you're trash. Lol. Get demolished...
     
  2. One why should I listen to you
    Your rhymes all suck
    They remind me of poo
    Shut up I don't give a fuck
    Keep your comments to yourself
    If your not gonna rap
    Steep climb up the hill to discover your an elf
    Short ass weak punk
    Your ship just got sunk
    Forgot your life jacket?
    I threw that away with a packet
    Your slowly drowning as I watch you fade away
    One I know your secret, it's okay to be gay
    What you embarrassed
    Do you feel harassed
    Well too bad boy
    Your my new chew toy
    I'll chew you till you break
    For goodness sake
    Your probably as cheap as dollarama
    If only in real life we could stop the drama
    Back to me beating you
    B.t.w. I've got your shoe
    Should I get my dog to piss in it?
    Well your gay ass mind thinks of brad put
    One you can't rap
    You should take a lesson
    Before you start messin
     
  3. Offbalance wants to to rap me
    Go fuck yourself giggity giggity gee
    I owner of the throne
    As already shown
    Im mc slaughterer
    To bad you aint my daughterer
    Maybe I would have mercy
    Now dawg can't you see
    This battle is over before it started
    Get back in your box so you can get deported
    Did I mention were offbalance lives
    Actualy I'd rather not say cause noone gives
    She lives in a box
    She get lots of cox
    She's used to the same boy
    She's his little chew toy
    She works the corners
    Gets saddled on stoners
    Rock her steady
    Damn that girl must be ready
    Ready for an accident
    Accident of dents
    Dents in her face from giving do much head
    How in the world isn't she dead
     
  4. Herp wanna try to battle me
     
  5. omg to funny
     
  6. I would post up my 'poetic raps' buuuut icbb
     
  7. Somones gotta rap battle me
     
  8. You call that rapping?
    I don't see no clapping.

    Real rap, ain't all bout hatin' on others skills.
    Or your lack of grills.

    It's bout makin' a stand,
    So please don't misunderstand.

     the only thing that popped into my mind was 
    Smile fo me daddy,
    what you lookin' at?
    Let me see ya grill,
     let you see my, what?
    Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
    Rob da jewelry store and tell 'em make me a grill
     
  9. So then came
    And said this is lame
    I was like damn
    This is a sham
     
  10. Riri_ your rhymes are pititful
    Your brain, filled with sinful
    Sinful trains of thoughts
    Just hopeing you dont get caught
    caught for the theft
    Your remind of a dog name cleft
    He's on the show with Timmy turner
    Man it's getting hot in here turn off the stove top burner
    I just ordered you
    So you can get served
    Your rhymes will never be superve
     
  11. Pitiful? Boy, it's all in your head,
    That's probably why you get no girls in bed.

    Sinful? I go church twice a week,
    And no that doesn't make me a Christian freak.

    Theft, Cleft? Is that all you can come up with?
    My granny can come up with greater rhymes, then push you of a cliff.

    And no I ain't tryna put you down, like you do to everyone just to see them frown.

     if there are mistakes, I'll probably fix them tomorrow.Or today  it's 3:10am  Good night..... or good morning  Ugh
     
  12. I love these, they are funny

    And good
     
  13. It's not really rapping..if you're typing?
     
  14. Lol u get the idea though
     
  15. Riri, Nelly FTW
     
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