rap battle

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *can-i-freak-your-face18 (01), Apr 3, 2013.

  1. Ayo, I'm living abroad like the baddest bitch you've ever seen
    Ain't about that hybrid shit but I'm all about the green
    Making so many moves I need a dose of Dramamine
    For rap I'm a fiend, come and test my team
    I school MC's cause I'm the motherfucking dean
    My cerebral cortex force, my trigger finger reflex
    To bust techs like raw sex, ain't no tellin' what's next
    I sling mixtapes like crack rocks
    Watch snow bunnies chillin' in the backdrop, discussin' how the track rocks
    Goddamn, I'm a miraculous man
    And if I wasn't Eli, I'd be his number one fan
    Beware I'm spittin' fire cause the world is in dire need of an MC to admire
    And set the bar higher
    So I conspire, within my mind just had a friar
    The rap Messiah, fresh to death so peep the attire
    Feelin' like B Rabbit when he slaughtered the Lotto
    Get money, fuck bitches, and respect women is the motto
    You say potato, I say potato
    You call 'em rappers but all I see is comedians
    My future's lookin' XXL, they shit is medium
    Call me Bobby Kennedy the way I fuck with Marilyn
    MCs approach, take notes, and then I bury them
    I'm out of this world, my studio's the planetarium
    The way I flow, this shit is slicker than butter
    The second I utter lyricism that leave all the rest in the gutter
    I thought I told ya'll I'm the best, d-d-did I stutter?
    I'll hit your mom in the head with a car bomb just to blow her mind like Vietnam
    Had a myspace account but my only friend was Tom
    When I eat pussy I pretend that I'm speaking in Islam
    Psych, It's a joke I swear that I'm not racist
    To be honest I'll murder you no matter what color your face is
    Punch you in the face if I catch you slippin' in braces
    You want beef? I'll choke you to death with your own shoelaces
    Psych, I swear I'm not a violent guy
    Once upon time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by
    Full of Kool-Aid and warm piss
    My buzz is growing every day and when the swarm hits
    Million dollar trips, sex at the Ritz
    So rich I'll make bitches show Charlie Murphy their tits
    Blow the competition to bits, leavin' the enemy lit
    But I'm out cause there's women to please and money to get
     
  2. Oh look joesph is helping out big
    It's cause big needed a break for a cig
    Or is it cause you guys gotta tag team
    To realize you need 2 to rip this seam
    Seam of my defense
    I'll destroy u with a fence
    Your rhymes suck no offense
    Not to be a dick
    But ur rhymes arnt slick
    There the opposite of sick
    It's like a Betty white pic
    They are petrefieing
    The opposite of satisfying
    You'll say you'll have me crying
    I'll do worse
    I'll make u dieing
     
  3. Bent is a story teller, Im to tired to read a story, sorry
     
  4.  rap sux
     
  5. Y'all have way too much time on y'all's hands
     
  6. Pffffffffft

    Oh shit here's a new boy, all riled up, imma piss on your rhymes and serve it in a cup

    Shit

    You baggin my boy spitta? He's the prince of rhyme, he'll cut you up just for dinnah

    Look fag, you act like all the same. I fuck you in this I fuck you in that, it's really just a shame.

    Your words speak no meaning, they say you can't rhyme, mine obviously say something, cuz I just picked up a dime.




    So now we have boss, the lil fag who acts like he was on the cross.

    You say you're a king, when all you spit us shit, I'll make you learn something, so shut your face a bit

    Your rhymes sound like a donkey giving birth, it makes think of the shit that destroyed the goddamn earth.







    Spittah it's me, Gohan. I'll back you up
     
  7.  wtf is that crap?
     
  8. Blehhhh I'm burned out. I'm going back to my promise to not battle for the rest of the day
     
  9. That's called warming upand cooling down for now
     
  10. .-. Anybody else notice that Joey bypassed?


     
  11. .-. i did???
     
  12. wait... how do u know my name????
     
  13. Gohan and me tag team
    Were one unrippable seam
    We will dominate with ease
    "can I get some more, please"
    More of that bull crap your serving
    Truth is, your starting out curving
    U shouldnt of ate that big Mac
    Why'd u listen to my rap attack
    Now I'm in beast mode
    I'll destroy u with a kill code
    Ill slice u with a sword so brode
    It'll spread u like butter on the road
    So what I'm a little detailed
    Better then being defamed
    I'm a carpenter I re railed
    Your mom and I'm not ashamed
    She screamed and shout
    And damn did she ever pout
     
  14. Uh... Um... Gee...
     
  15.  wow dude u suck at rhyming
     
  16. Cat.
    Bat.

    I win
     
  17. 
     
  18. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    Ooh
    Did I get Spitter really mad?
    Cause now I have a challenge, and now I'm really glad!
    A fake MC who thinks he's bad
    But these verses just might make you sad

    You think you can rap but you always end it short
    Your dam(n) raps need life support
    And now you're playin on a team
    Guess who's gonna rip that seam
    I'll only respect Gohan and Gohan only
    Cuz it's like I'm rapping against a phony
    Once the seam's ripped, you'll be lonely
    1v1ing against your former homie
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

    ~Josh
     
  19. no  u suck
     
  20. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
    Next one's not gonna be aimed directly at anyone.
    ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★